Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Manny Pelicanini’s tabletop-toppers continue their Megnificent start against Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

With 5 wins on the bouncy and no goals conceded, City look nothing if not imperial and they’ll take some stoppage, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

A few weeks ago I tipped them for the tabletop title over bookies’ favourites Chelsea, and that’s because I’m both mystic and Megsonic.

Is Serge Aguero reeling away in celebrations there or moncuring an injury? It’s usually either.

As for West Ham, they ended their Bowling Ground whodunnit with a 2-0 win over Newcastle and in Dimitar Poyet they look to have made a very prude edition indeed.

Can they claim a steak for a Zooropa League place? I certainly wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday September 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-2 West Ham
Dave Silver (2) and Yoyo Torres for the homos, Dimitar Poyet and Diaspora Sakho for the awayos.