Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale in this West Mudlands derby county?

Timeshare Wood will be quite literally teething after seeing his side lose from 2-0 up at the King Kong Stadium last time out, but they can take enburridgement from some pungent attacking play.

If they can get the likes of Skit Sonclair, Jack Grilshere and Gobby Asbolahore working in tandy, they might yet be able to make up for the loss of Christian Bentheskey.

Can Julian Prescott score against his old club? I wouldn’t dismiss it out of pocket.

Not sure anyone knows where the ball is, there.

As for West Brom, they’ve kept 3 clean sheets in 4 and are starting to look more like a Pony Tulips team than the one which got comprehensively disgruntled by Man City on opening day.

He’s got a bit of a selection haddock to make at the back with with Michael Dawson, Garth Makelele, Onny Jevans, Chester James and Jo ‘Nas’ Olsson all tossling for position, but that’s no bad thing.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday September 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!