Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Martino Robertez claim all point three on his old pomping ground?

Marry Gunk’s Swannies finally came a cuppa as they lost 1-0 at newly promotioned Watford last time out, but they’re strong at home and carry a pungent attacking threat.

If they can get Butterfingers Gomis, Andre IOU and Jeff & Sons Muntero working in tandy for a prolonged spell then they should claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.

Steven A. Smith was quite literally flying against Chelsea, and he’s quite literally flying there. Chortle!

As for Robertez’s Toffles, they’ll be literally flying after their 3-1 disgruntling of Josie Marino’s men last time out, and they’ve still got the young lad Johnstone at the back.

Russ Borkley has been in skintitillating form so far this season, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Everton score prediction for Saturday September 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-1 Everton
Goals apriest for Butterfingers Gomis and Luke Kaku.