Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v West Brom score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen face my beloved Boggies?

Southampton should be chumping at the pits to make amens for the 1-4 defeat to Spurs the other night, although I beckon they were hardly done by with that red card and pen combo.

My old side West Blom were minutes away from claiming a creditabubble point at the Emirati, just as they were at Stambord Fridge the other week.

Now Southampton are no tabletop title contenders, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but I forssell them sneakering this one too.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday December 31st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 West Brom
Ray Jodriguez with the divisive finish.