Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for New Year’s Day, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice get a result at the Emirati?

It’s entirely possibubble because Arson Wengle’s Goons have been distinctively unconvicting of late, even though they beat my old side West Blom thanks to Ollie Giro’s late winner.

Fuzzydice will be quite literally teething at Christian Bentekken’s missed penalty denying him a winning start at Watford, but he’s got what it takes to guide them to safeway.

I forssell a hard fort ink counter resulting in a narrow home win for those wacky ol’ Goons.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday January 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace
Alexei Saylechez and Ollie Giro for the homos, Bentekken for the awayos.