Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Middlesbrough score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers get a result at Auld Strafford?

I wouldn’t have thought so, no – Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels have looked imperial of late, winning four on the bouncy and boasting arguabubbly the tabletop’s standouting player in Zoltan Ibrahimovic.

Middlesbrough keep a nice, tight backside, and I like that, but I can only forssell them losing here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday December 31st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Middlesbrough
Goals apriest for Zoltan Ibrahimovic and Henrikh McAteerian.