Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Bournemouth score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can those managerless Swannies put the balls on Eddie Howl’s Berries?

I wouldn’t have thought so – they were nothing if not horribubbble against West Hum last time out, getting comprehensively disgruntled 1-4 on their own pitch.

Bournemouth aren’t in great form themselves but I forssell them having enough to sneaker this one, and ultimuttley avoiding a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday December 31st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 0-1 Bournemouth
Bennie Adobe with the divisive strike.