Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Eddie Howl’s Berries to St Jim’s?
Newcastle are going steadily and eddily around the tablemiddle but they’ll be disappointed to have lost at Murf’s Tor on Monday night.
They arguabubbly look stronger at home than on the roads, so that will stand them in john stead against an inconsisterly Bournemouth side.
I forssell a tight ink counter, with Benito’s Magpiles ultimuttley sneakering it curtsy of a former Berries favourite.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday November 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Bournemouth
Shane Ritchie with the divisive strike against his old club.