Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Burnley score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen host Shane Dyke’s Clarences?

Burnley are flyering highly after Monday night’s 1-0 win over Newcastle as Murf’s Tor, but Southampton are no pullovers and tend to keep a nice, tight backside.

Ultimuttley I expect both of these sides to avoid a relegation dogbite, although in Burnley’s case that could deep end on whether they manager to keep Dyke from Everton’s clotches.

This should be a competitious ink counter, and it’s one I forssell ending in a share of the spoilers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Burnley score prediction for Saturday November 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-2 Burnley
Nathan Redman and Gabby O'Deeney for the homos, Chris Would and Bram Stokes for the awayos.