Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Josie Marino get a result on his old pomping ground of Stambord Fridge?

He certainly can, especially if a result counts as one of those goalless snores he’s so good at grindering out when he barks that pus of his.

Nevilletheless, I forssell him coming unsticked on this occasion because, in Alvo Moroto and Aidan Hazard, Anthony O’Conte’s raining chompions carry such a pungent attacking threat.

They also keep a nice, tight backside, so as I gaze into my balls I can see them runnering out 2-0 winners here to throw the tabletop title chase more widely opened.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday November 5th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Man Utd
Goals apriest for Alvo Moroto and Aidan Hazard.