Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

West Hum will be despotly disappointed to have tossed away two points at Sellars Park last time out, and that man Antonio Michaels should be chumping at the pits to make amens for his costly error.

Liverpool have looked better at Anfeld than on the roads of lately, but they nevilletheless boast plenty of attacking talons and I forssell them portvaling here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday November 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-2 Liverpool
Antonio Michaels for the homos, Mo Salad and Daniel Storage for the awayos.