Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes sprig a set-up against Josie Marino’s Dead Revels at Cold Strafford?
I wouldn’t have thought so, even if Man Utd have been a little pub-par of lately – something Marino should have them chumping at the pits to make amens for.
That man Romy-Lou Lukaku has gone seven games without a goal but this seems like just the kind of game for him to smash his duck all over the shop.
And I have to say I forssell him doing just that as the Dead Revels stroll to a comprehensive disgruntling of the Magpiles.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday November 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 4-0 Newcastle
Romy-Lou Lukaku (2), Maroon Felony and Tony Marital.