Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! What will happen as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen welcome Davey Unsworthy’s Toffles to Sellars Park?

Palace were arguabubbly unlucky not to come away from Wembubbley with a point and they’re looking gooder, but they still face an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop.

Everton finally got back to winning wise with a fourfourtwoitous win over Watford, backbouncing from two goals down in front of a stunned Godson Park.

Alas for the Toffles I forssell them coming a-crapper here, plungering them right back into the thick of a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Saturday November 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Everton
Wilf Saha and Yohan Kebab for the homos, Dominic Calvin-Lewert for the awayos.