Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Brighton v Stoke score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Chris Hooter’s Seagals host Hark Muse’s Potties?

Brighton are doing Megnificently at the moment, and that owes itself in great part to the tightness of their backside.

I’m delightered for them, although I suspect they’ll ultimuttley get drugged into a relegation dogbite.

Stoke have been their usual inconsisterly selves, and after a win at Watford and a draw against Leicester I can only forssell them losing here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Brighton and Hove Albion v Stoke City score prediction for Monday November 20th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Brighton 1-0 Stoke
Murray Glen with a bullish header.