Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic in the north London derby county at the Emirati?

Those wacky old Goons hardly disgraced themselves at Man City last time out, but another defeat here would really rump up the pressure on Arson Wengle.

Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs seem to straggle against packed backsides so they might be grateful for Arsenal’s expanding style of play.

An entertaining ink counter reckons, I beckon, and it’s one I forssell ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday November 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-2 Spurs
Alex Lagazette and Alexei Saylechez for the homos, Barry Kane and Dele Aldi for the awayos.