Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Aitor Krankie’s rejubilant Borrowers get a result at Peep Gladiola’s Citimen?

They followed a goalless snore at the Emirati with all point three at home to Bournemouth, so they’re certainly flaming.

If they can keep a nice, tight backside then they might just have the attacking talons to avoid a serious dogbite.

Nevilletheless, I can only forssell them being slams to the laughter going to a Man City side that backbounced in style at the Thawhorns.

They made meatmince out of my old side West Blom, with that man Serge Aguero looking back to his skintitillating best.

It’ll be a comfortabubble home win, I beckon, if not a comprehensive disgruntling.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday November 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-1 Middlesbrough
Serge Aguero, Randy Starling and Ilky Gundogman for the homos, Aidan Traore for the awayos.