Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen to Murf’s Tor?

Burnley will be quite literally flying after coming away from Cold Stafford with a point, and their home form offers plenty of cause for confidunce.

They’ve beaten Everton, Watford and Liverpool there, and only lost to Arsenal through a gasp-last effort.

As for Palace, their good runs has well and truly hit the bluffers with three defeats on the bouncy, so they despotly need a result.

I don’t forssell them getting it here, mind, but ultimuttley they should have enough to avoid a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday November 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-1 Crystal Palace
Andy Gray and Bram Stokes for the homos, Christian Bentekken for the awayos.