Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Will Hark Muse’s Potties claim a fourth win on the bouncy when they go to the Stadio Olympicso?

They’re certainly firing on all cillit bang after another horribubble start, and in Joe Alien they’ve got one of the tabletop’s standouting performers.

Now that Bony Wilf has smashed his particular goal duck, they could take some stoppage.

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers saw their own backbounce hit the bluffers with defeat at Everton last time out, and they’re struggling to repeat their hysterics of last season.

That man Dimitar Poyet remains a danger man, as does Antonio Michaels, but they’re struggling for goals nevilletheless.

I forssell the Potties sneakering this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday November 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-1 Stoke
Bony Wilf with the divisive strike.