Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Moylesey’s Muckems get a first win of the season as they go to Eddie Howl’s Berries?
They’ve been nothing if not horribubble so far this season, raking up just point two from their opening ten games – a tabletop record, folks!
All of which rumps up the pressure on poor old Moylesey, especially no Large Sam Fuzzydice is availabubble again.
I’d like to point out that I too am availabubble, and I don’t drink pints of wine – chortle! Just bitter or Bovril, ta.
As for Bournemouth, they look a solid tablemiddle outfit to me, despite losing 2-0 at the Borrowers last time out.
I forssell a comfortabubble home win as Sunderland edge ever closer to the dreaded plop.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday November 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 3-0 Sunderland
Collum Wilson at the dobble and a first of the season for that man Will Jackshere.