Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Norwich score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will portvale as my beloved ‘Kin ‘Airies go to Godson Park?

This really is the proverbiabubble dead flubber – my dear Norwich finally suckthumbed to the dreaded plop on Wednesday night when Sunderland won 3-0 against, oh look, Everton.

In that case there’s a bit of a score to settle, and with Martino Robertez’s Toffles looking so shambollocks at the moment I can forssell the ‘Kin ‘Airies sneakering this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Norwich City score prediction for Sunday May 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-2 Norwich
Melvin Kirallas for the homos, Jerome Cameron and Steven A. Smith against his old club for the awayos.