Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Spurs score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Raffle Benitez’s Magpipes welcome Mo Pocketbeano’s men to St Jim’s?

Newcastle ultimuttley suckthumbed to the dreaded plop when Sunderland comprehensively disgruntled Everton 3-0 on Wednesday night, so they’ve nothing left but play to pride for.

Spurs need a win to finish above Arsenal, but they’ll have to do so without the likes of Daily Aldi and Mousey Dumbele.

Draw, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday May 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Spurs
Andy Townsend against his old club for the homos, that man Larry Kane for the awayos.