Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Bournemouth score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels make the four-tops with a win against Eddie Howl’s Berries?
Tuesday night’s 3-2 defeat at the Bowling Ground came as a big blow-out to their chances, and now they have to rely on their bitter ribalds Man City losing at Swansea.
To be perfectly frankly, I can’t see that happening. Home win, I beckon, but all in vanity.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Bournemouth score prediction for Sunday May 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Bournemouth
Tony Marital and Rarcus Mashford for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.