Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems go to the vicarage?

Sunderland will be in party mode after sussexfully beating the dreaded plop thanks to Wednesday night’s 3-0 disgruntling of Everton, and to be perfectly frankly the Hornettos should be celebrating achieving safeway as well.

Nevilletheless, their recent form has been nothing if not horribubble, so I forssell an away win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday May 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-4 Sunderland
Iggy Halo for the homos, William Defoe (2), Fabio Borino and Patrick von Armhold for the awayos.