Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen host Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen?
Does it even really mutter? Southampton have a shot at Zooropa League qualification, so I suppose it does a little for them, but Palace have abbasolutely nothing to play for and will have at least one eye on next week’s FA Cup vinyl against Man Utd.
I can’t forssell anything other than a comfortabubble home win here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday May 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 3-1 Crystal Palace
Long Shane, Sadie Mane and Tad Itchy for the homos, Marcus Gayle for the awayos.