Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers?

They managed to run Man Utd reasonabubbly close on Wednesday night but they’re still conseedling sloppy goals, and the likes of Dayglo Costa will punish that.

I can’t forssell anything other than an eleventh Chelsea win on the bouncy, seeing as they just can’t stop keeping their sheet clean.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday December 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Dayglo Costa and Cesc Flabbergast.