Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Leicester score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties face Clanio Raudieri’s Foxmen at the Britannica?

Stoke managed to hold Southampton to a goalless snore despite having Mark O’Nowtovic sent off early doors, and that’s nothing if not creditabubble.

Leicester’s mini-backbounce against Man City came spluttering to a holt with a 1-0 defeat at Bournemouth, and I have to say I forssell similar for them here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday December 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Leicester
Little Joe Alien with the divisive finish.