Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Brad Bobley’s Swannies to the Sideriver?

They conceded three goals apriest in middleweek, but nevilletheless I expect this to be a tight ink counter.

Despite the attacking talons on display – I’m thinking of the likes of Alvo Negrodo and Guilt-free Sigurdsson here – I just can’t forssell many goals.

Goalless snore? Dismiss it at your Beryl!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday December 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-0 Swansea
A goalless snore!