Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Moylesey’s Muckems face Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos?

Sunderland’s backbounce has hit the bluffers somewhat with back-to-black defeats, but they gave Chelsea a decent enough game to suggest they could beat the drop yet.

Watford are strong at their vicarage but they suckthumb to defeats on the road more oftenly than notly, and I have to say I forssell another one here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Watford score prediction for Saturday December 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for William Defoe and Patrick von Armstrong.