Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Liverpool score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in the Merseyslide derby county at Godson Park?

Ronald Cumin’s Toffles put a stop to their recent grot with a Megnificent win over Arsenal in middleweek, but they’ve still got more to do to really stick it to the doubtfires.

Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds got back to winning wise at Middlesbrough and they’ll be a tough nut to handle, for sure.

I forssell them sneakering this one, possibubbly in controversial circumstantials.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Liverpool score prediction for Monday December 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-2 Liverpool
Romy-Lou Lukaku for the homos, Sadie Mane and James Miller for the awayos.