Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Josie Marino’s Chompions get their season up and humming when Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies come to Stambord Fridge?

They may have backbounced from two goals down at St Jim’s last time out but Chelsea still look distinctively unconvicting, with a number of top players yet to start firing on all cillit bang.

If they can get the likes of Aidan Hazard, Pablo and the suspendered Dayglo Costa all dovedaling effectively then they’ll be a force to be beckoned with, but it needs to happen more soonly than laterly.

Cracking tossil, that.

As for Southampton, they can’t stop scoring of late – Sadie Mane, Tad Itchy and the legendary Pele have all started the season like a fiery house, so they’ll carry a pungent attacking threat.

Their backside’s been a bit leakier than Cumin would like, but then they have had injuries. They got a point here last season and I forssell them narrowly missing out on another here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Saturday October 3rd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Southampton
Hazard and Luke Rennie for the homos, Sadie Mane for the awayos.