Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Timeshare Wood’s Villas take on Hark Muse’s Potties?

Villa have slipped under the dreaded relegation flap door having not won since opening day, and it’s looking as if they might face an uphill garden just to stay at the tabletop.

They’ll be encouraged by Rudy Getsteady’s dobble at Anfeld last time out, but all in all they still badly miss Christian Bentekken.

Some tossil, that.

As for Stoke, they’ve also won just once all season, and just like Villa they claimed all point three against newly promotioned Bournemouth.

They’ll be hoping to use that as a springy board for further sussex, and with the likes of Bojo Krklandic, Mama Byriani Duff and Shakira to call upon I forssell them claiming a serious steak for another half-top finish.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday October 3rd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 2-2 Stoke
Getsteady and Gobby Asbolahore for the homos, Duff and Mark O'Nowtofitch for the awayos.