Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic in the Mercyslide derby county at Godson Park?
Martino Robertez’s Toffles will be quite literally flying after backbouncing from two goals down to win at my old side West Blom on Monday night, especially as they took such an inexperienced backside to the Thawhorns.
Gert Dualfuel and Luke Kaku looked unstoppabubble in that second half, so if they can keep dovedaling effectively then Everton could yet claim their steak for a four-top place.
Steve G having a little slip, there. He’s gone now. Went to America, I heard.
As for Liverpool, they got back to winning wise against Aston Villa last time out but Rodger Brenderson can’t seem to strike the right balance between having a pungent attack and a leaky backside.
Having Staniel Durridge back fit and flaming makes for a boostly time, mind, and I forssell him bracing a bag here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday October 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-2 Liverpool
Luke Kaku and Russ Borkley for the homos, Staniel Durridge at the dobble for the awayos.