Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will portvale as Arson Wengle’s Goons welcome Louis van Gull’s tabletop-toppers to the Emirati?
Arsenal looked like finally getting their season up and humming with a 5-2 win at the King Kong Stadium last time out, with that man Sexy Alanchez grabbing a skintitillating hat-trick.
If he can continue to dovedale effectively with the likes of Sandy Carzola, Muzzy Ozzle and Leo Walcott then those Goons really will take some stoppage.
Interesting tossil, that.
As for the Dead Revels, they’re flying high in 1st without really having looked entirely convicting, which is meant to be a good sign, isn’t it?
Probabubbly. They’ll lose here though, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday October 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Man Utd
Sexy Alanchez, Leo Walcott and Alun Ramsay for the homos, Dwayne Rooney for the awayos.