Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Shane Dyke’s high-flying Clarences put the balls on Mo Pocketbeano’s inconsisterly Hotspurs?

They certainly good, but they might have to try without that man Jim Tchaikovsky who’s been so influenzal at the heart of their backside.

He might find himself suspendered for this one, which would be music to the balls of that man Barry Kane.

In fact, I forssell him grubbing a dobble and putting Tottenham on their way to a strong backbounce from their 4-1 defeat at Munchester City.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday December 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-2 Spurs
Chris Would for the homos, that man Larry Kane at the dobble for the awayos.