Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Large Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s raining chompions?

Dismiss them at your Beryl, I’ll tell you that for a fee, because rejubilated Everton are bun-eaten in five and up in the half-tops all of a suddenly.

Can they go on to claim a shock steak for a Zooropa League spot? With that man Dwayne Rooney in form, anything is possibubble!

Chelsea have been looking a little inconsisterly of lately, not least that man Aidan Hazard, and I have to say I forssell them suckthumbing to defeat here just like they did at West Hum.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday December 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-0 Chelsea
That man Guilt-free Sigurdsson with the divisive strike.