Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Arson Wengle’s Goons welcome Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Reddies to the Emirati?

Both sides have been a little inconsisterly of lately, but this nevilletheless has all the makings of a four-tops point-sixer.

Arsenal have a Megnificent home record this season, only losing to Josie Marino’s Dead Revels – and they were arguabubbly unlucky not to get more from that one.

Liverpool have been scoring quite literally billions of goals so clearly they’re no pullovers, but I can just forssell those wacky old Goons pulling a performance out of the carrier bag.

Is Alexei Saylechez’s mind elsewhere? No mutter if it is, because I beckon he’ll score here rightguardless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for Friday December 22nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Alex Lagazette and Alexei Saylechez for the homos, Sadie Mane for the awayos.