The best jokes as UK lockdown restrictions are eased and leagues scramble to find ways to end the season

UK government gives permission for Premier League to return in June, if five coronavirus tests are met.

There were more football coronavirus jokes as Boris eased lockdown restrictions and indicated the Premier League could return in June
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Prime Minister Boris Johnson addressed the nation on Sunday night indicating a very slight relaxation of the rules designed to reduced the spread of COVID-19.

Although the public are only allowed to play sports with members of their own household or while social distancing, there are now hopes that elite football in the country can return behind closed doors within the next month.

As soon as football restarts on the 1st of June, I will be unbearable. More than you can ever imagine. Everyone who wanted the season to be null and voided just so Liverpool don’t win the title will get it idc.

We’re winning the PL and there’s nothing you can do about it.

— Samue (@SamueILFC) May 11, 2020

The French football league ended their Ligue 1 campaign without completing the final games but Germany’s Bundesliga is set to restart next week, however this now seems under threat from a series of recent developments.

These were the best of the latest jokes as coronavirus continues to thwart the culmination of the 2019/20 season:


"Well he didn’t have the baby did he?" pic.twitter.com/VSrdZUeZny

— No Context Roy Keane (@MadRoyKeane) April 29, 2020

Watching West Ham again will in no way lift my spirits #DailyBriefinguk

— Andy Sims (@AndyCSims) May 5, 2020

Never been so excited to see something go down since Pompey https://t.co/1DzAhc4sRU

— Dani Ross Ⓥ (@_dani_ross) April 30, 2020

Me preparing to watch the Bundesliga from my sofa: pic.twitter.com/b0rDaNVv9C

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) May 5, 2020

Boris Johnson new message to the nation is Stay Alert? Mofo we ain’t defending a fucking corner in injury time. It’s a global pandemic that has hit the country.

— Akki (@Akki_SwagMan) May 9, 2020


Those most in favour of voiding the season appear to be fans of Everton and Manchester United. I wonder what the connection could be. Wracking my brain

— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) May 2, 2020

Gordon Taylor is 3 days away from suggesting that only goals for Liverpool should count

— Wayne Barton (@WayneSBarton) May 5, 2020


*FIFA confirms that VAR can be dropped mid season when football returns.*

Clubs who will face Real Madrid in Champions League: pic.twitter.com/rPpmkbFoh0

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) May 8, 2020

Crowds when the football season resumes pic.twitter.com/gxYImyTsFa

— Classic Football Shirts (@classicshirts) May 9, 2020

@MenInBlazers Even sports balls are returning to the wild without their human companions to play with them pic.twitter.com/qO89Nw0uXg

— Matthew McAllister (@DanteFlorence) May 9, 2020


Balotelli in 2012:

"When Liverpool win the Premier League, it will be the end of the world." pic.twitter.com/u1BhfCFjpb

— Premier League Memes (@ThePLMemes) March 25, 2020

Day 9 without Football:

Justifying all the shitty decisions I've made in life just to feel like VAR

— Shruti Sadbhav (@ShrutiSadbhav) March 20, 2020


Me in the kitchen tomorrow morning https://t.co/wZ13gPSzFG pic.twitter.com/JYT4yL0gvX

— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) May 10, 2020

Just ordered the mrs some goalie gloves, she best be ready

— Jamie Ohara (@Mrjamieohara1) May 10, 2020

My wife is shite at football

— graeme galloway (@Gaggs1) May 11, 2020


That's one way to avoid relegation https://t.co/7IV0JZnxuZ pic.twitter.com/dVNghkBRRv

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) May 9, 2020


Mate, this does not read well

— Mike Scott (@MikeScott_90) May 10, 2020


Whatch Evertonians running around licking people in the face hoping to up the infection rate!!!

— James Ifill (@ifill_james) May 11, 2020



Tricky start to the season for Pollen FC pic.twitter.com/XS0NxAXPgu

— Kiel Tulloch (@KielTulloch) May 10, 2020

This has been response by The Official Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer pic.twitter.com/Xse6j5p2Jx

— Burn Down M&M World (@LiamCFallon) May 11, 2020