The best coronavirus jokes after a week of the UK in lockdown with no football to watch

Elite English games continue to be postponed.


There were more coronavirus jokes with the UK in lockdown and no football to watch

The British public have been told to “stay at home” with few exceptions since March 23rd due to the emergence of COVID-19 in the country.

Various figures in the game have either contracted the virus or helped people out during the crisis, including José Mourinho who was volunteering in Enfield to help the elderly.

Mourinho looking like he's been confronted by Rogue Traders for a series of double glazing scams. pic.twitter.com/1z16IYRrBw

— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) March 23, 2020

Viewers were shocked when Prime Minister Boris Johnson declared that they would only be allowed out for exercising once per day.

These are some of the best of football’s coronavirus jokes after the first working week of lockdown in the UK:


When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog pic.twitter.com/GU7mOOn1sI

— Aj (@AjShabeel) March 23, 2020

Fight off the deadly Corona virus with an aluminium Donnay tennis racket, available in store at your local Sports Direct.

Purchase a pair of Sondico Goalkeeper gloves for additional protection.#nufc #COVID19 #COVIDー19

— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) March 24, 2020


The queue to get into the supermarket every morning atm… pic.twitter.com/99DVrAQkIc

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) March 22, 2020


— cheeses of nazereth (@Cheeses0fNaz) March 20, 2020

When I’m outside and I see the feds coming around the corner pic.twitter.com/E6fxK78LEm

— CHAMP19NS (@HamzaAzizz) March 23, 2020



Alisson Becker enjoying his time during the quarantine. pic.twitter.com/aQWKg2QyaA

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) March 24, 2020

My spouse wants me to learn how to play FIFA so he can be beating me since he can't beat his sons.

Aye maa nika oooo

— Abisola Ipadeola (@abisinuolaa) March 19, 2020

I've snorted at this. Now you must also snort at it. pic.twitter.com/W8WXK8E2E9

— Holy Crayons (@HolyCrayons) March 26, 2020

Anyone remember the days of Brexit, VAR & debating whether Joao Carvalho should start.

— ReissNFFC (@ReissNFFC) March 24, 2020

Logged into the Ocado online delivery queue. I don’t need any shopping I just miss the Arsenal box office.

— Daley (@DaleyAFC) March 25, 2020

Day 13 without football: pic.twitter.com/2Q9i0HGT27

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) March 25, 2020



All of us right nowpic.twitter.com/rLsY3sPrVo

— Troll Football Media (@Troll__Footbal) March 24, 2020