The internet is awash with speculation after another takeover rumour involving Newcastle United emerged.
Social media users are scrutinising flights and documents submitted to Companies House after reports that Amanda Staveley of PCP Capital Partners is attempting to broker a deal to purchase the club from current owner Mike Ashley.
Staveley is said to be leading a group largely financed by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia, including British billionaire brothers David and Simon Reuben.
These were the best Newcastle takeover jokes as submissions to Companies House ‘prove advanced talks are nearing completion’:
— Orange Deleted The Twins (@SambaCherno) April 14, 2020
Can’t wait for these Sheiks to realise it’s Firetrap I’m trying to sell them.
£150m for that, thank you very much. Daft cunts.#NUFCTakeover
— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) April 14, 2020
— Newcastle United FC⏱ (@aImirxn) April 1, 2020
— Bradley Carey (@Bradcarey09) April 14, 2020
— Ian Hunter (@BeefDinners) February 5, 2020
— Lee (@LeeWalkerr) April 14, 2020
— Bill (@orrible_git) April 14, 2020
I know I've said I'm not getting carried away with this takeover but here's a picture I made of Saint Maximin riding a camel holding the UCL and PL trophies while Alan Barnes is riding next to him with a recently beheaded Mike Ashley in his hands #NUFCTakeover #NUFC pic.twitter.com/lxsue39uJQ
— LM (@LM_0200) April 14, 2020
— Tyler Hutchinson (@HutchTyler) April 14, 2020
Imagine if this Saudi interest is all just bullshit…. we’ll be left lumbered with Ashley but we’ll know every single Saudi investment, aircraft journey and tail plate going. They’ll probably put restraining orders on us all. #nufc #NUFCTakeover
— Paul Watson (@Paul_Watson__) April 13, 2020
— The__Farmster (@The__Farmster) April 13, 2020
— Ska’d 4 life (@cyptoon) April 13, 2020
— Lee (@leerobson23) April 13, 2020
— James Rae ⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫ (@jrae1990) April 14, 2020
Right now I'd take being taken over by Charlie Methven and us running out to N trance set you free over Mike Ashley #NUFCTakeover
— Throptoon (@Throptoon) April 14, 2020
The worst thing about these #NUFCTakeover sagas are the uncertainty they cause Apple, Google, Facebook and Microsoft. Who I’m sure are all waiting to pounce and hire Lee fucking Charnley once he becomes available. #nufc
— Ian McCormick (@Ian_Mac3) April 14, 2020
— Brian Nicholson (@Brian_NUFC) April 14, 2020
— Jack. (@jackc1) April 14, 2020
I swear if someone is hoaxing this takeover news, they deserve to go and live with Carole fucking Baskin #NUFCTakeover
— Dan Johnstone (@dan2jo) April 14, 2020
— Phill (@WorPhill) April 14, 2020