The internet is awash with speculation after another takeover rumour involving Newcastle United emerged.
Social media users are scrutinising flights and documents submitted to Companies House after reports that Amanda Staveley of PCP Capital Partners is attempting to broker a deal to purchase the club from current owner Mike Ashley.
http://twitter.com/toonarmy_com/status/1250029159600009216
Staveley is said to be leading a group largely financed by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia, including British billionaire brothers David and Simon Reuben.
These were the best Newcastle takeover jokes as submissions to Companies House ‘prove advanced talks are nearing completion’:
https://twitter.com/shxIvey_/status/1250022751970234368
"Have the Saudis passed their Fit-and-Proper Directors test?…They give the test."#NUFC #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/7ZW6RM0zfv
— Orange Deleted The Twins (@SambaCherno) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/NG1892_/status/1249996499515248640
Can’t wait for these Sheiks to realise it’s Firetrap I’m trying to sell them.
£150m for that, thank you very much. Daft cunts.#NUFCTakeover
— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) April 14, 2020
Even Adolf Hitler is sick of Mike Ashley…#NUFC #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/mufuMzxa3w
— Newcastle United FC⏱ (@aImirxn) April 1, 2020
Say what you want about Only fans, but Amanda Staveley has just moved into her dream home #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/Ot0ZFqyq3c
— Bradley Carey (@Bradcarey09) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/SaizydNUFC/status/1244387169499742208
Lads, I've cracked the code, hidden in plain sight. #CANS #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/UyUJCPeR0C
— Ian Hunter (@BeefDinners) February 5, 2020
https://twitter.com/K999RKYs/status/1250053538459377665
House after tonight #NUFCTakeover #cans pic.twitter.com/LQnhpXe3QA
— Lee (@LeeWalkerr) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/dikko1892/status/1250044082400964609
Your Royal Highness, the end is in sight. #cans #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/DwRBXCQjyN
— Bill (@orrible_git) April 14, 2020
I know I've said I'm not getting carried away with this takeover but here's a picture I made of Saint Maximin riding a camel holding the UCL and PL trophies while Alan Barnes is riding next to him with a recently beheaded Mike Ashley in his hands #NUFCTakeover #NUFC pic.twitter.com/lxsue39uJQ
— LM (@LM_0200) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/stenicho86/status/1250043473769758721
https://twitter.com/KDNH1995/status/1250043315661217795
HOWS THE TAKEOVER DID YA SAY? #nufc pic.twitter.com/zc3BFJ9me1
— Tyler Hutchinson (@HutchTyler) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/SleepingGiantsX/status/1250014569260515330
https://twitter.com/daveynicnufc/status/1248696803123478531
Imagine if this Saudi interest is all just bullshit…. we’ll be left lumbered with Ashley but we’ll know every single Saudi investment, aircraft journey and tail plate going. They’ll probably put restraining orders on us all. #nufc #NUFCTakeover
— Paul Watson (@Paul_Watson__) April 13, 2020
#NUFCTakeover – My understanding is that I haven’t got a clue. But something may or may not be communicated about the future of #NUFC at a point in the future, or not.
— The__Farmster (@The__Farmster) April 13, 2020
https://twitter.com/cant_lewis/status/1249798357960347654
Who’s getting this tattoo? #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/Jm6MG7bbx5
— Ska’d 4 life (@cyptoon) April 13, 2020
I’m not one to put two and two together but I’m about to order Messi 10 on a home shirt on the club shop website. #nufctakeover pic.twitter.com/dm8LFQDlFO
— Lee (@leerobson23) April 13, 2020
Shirt ready #NUFCTakeover #NUFC pic.twitter.com/7WGZOG93Nx
— James Rae ⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫ (@jrae1990) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/GrantyNUFC2020/status/1250018359472775169
https://twitter.com/marknicholson26/status/1250022684156727299
https://twitter.com/hoylez87/status/1244890546411364352
Right now I'd take being taken over by Charlie Methven and us running out to N trance set you free over Mike Ashley #NUFCTakeover
— Throptoon (@Throptoon) April 14, 2020
The worst thing about these #NUFCTakeover sagas are the uncertainty they cause Apple, Google, Facebook and Microsoft. Who I’m sure are all waiting to pounce and hire Lee fucking Charnley once he becomes available. #nufc
— Ian McCormick (@Ian_Mac3) April 14, 2020
Companies House information looks legit. Just in case…….. #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/PR0ROGq23l
— Brian Nicholson (@Brian_NUFC) April 14, 2020
Lockdown restrictions extended to September after #nufc fans ignore govenrment guidelines on social distancing to attend #Messi' unveiling at St James' Park #NUFCTakeover pic.twitter.com/P6isxAuwQ9
— Jack. (@jackc1) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/MaximinSkill/status/1250079719313133570
https://twitter.com/jchaytor16/status/1249805775389720580
https://twitter.com/jordooo_01/status/1250046981499760644
I swear if someone is hoaxing this takeover news, they deserve to go and live with Carole fucking Baskin #NUFCTakeover
— Dan Johnstone (@dan2jo) April 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/mozzaNUFC95/status/1250019494648598529
BREAKING NEWS:
First official photo of the new @NUFC owner. #nufcfakeover #NUFCTakeover #ashleyout pic.twitter.com/Wh1FH7SOwH
— Phill (@WorPhill) April 14, 2020