Real Madrid

Fake News

Cristiano Ronaldo statue comes to life, terrorises downtown Madeira

Botched effigy on murderous rampage after electrical storm or something.

Stories

VIDEO: Running child repeatedly evades capture to hug Álvaro Morata

Gets to embrace idol after slaloming through security across pitch.

Jokes

The best of football’s The Simpsons US election jokes

Old episode appeared to predict a Donald Trump presidency.