Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Wolves score prediction for Saturday’s game…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers host Nono Santa’s Wolfs?
Both sides are yet to win, although the Wolfmen grubbed a very creditabubble draw with Peep Gladiola’s Man City last time out.
West Ham on the other hands have lost all three, and they could be staring at four defeats on the bouncy if the influenzal Mark O’Nowtovic misses out through injuredness.
This could be a nervy ink counter but an entertaining one, and it’s one I forssell ending in a share of the spoilers.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers score prediction for Saturday September 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-2 Wolves
Mark O'Nowtovic and Cheech Dorito for the homos, Jimmy Nez and Diego Jotter for the awayos.