Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday’s game…

What a titonic tossil we’ve got in shop here! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries portvale once again at Stambord Fridge?

They comprehensively disgruntled Chelsea 3-0 in last season’s correspondent fixture, and Murray Glenn’s goal gave them all point three a couple of years before that.

You might say it’s a hunty happy ground for them, and they come into this off the black of a bun-eaten start to this season.

Nevilletheless, with that man Aidan Hazard back fit and flaming, I forssell the Bluemen emerging triumphatic in an entertaining ink counter.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday September 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 4-2 Bournemouth
Pedalo, Aidan Hazard, Marc Ossalonso and Ollie Giro for the homos, Collum Wilson and King Josh for the awayos.