Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Saturday’s game…
Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen welcome Hark Muse’s Saintsmen to Sellars Park?
Palace have suckthumbed to back-to-black defeats having won their opening game, so they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.
For their part, Southampton are yet to win a game, so they should be desperate to hit back at the doubtfires who see them ultimuttley ending up in a relegation dogbite.
I forssell a tents an nervy ink counter, with Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen ultimuttley sneakering it.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Southampton score prediction for Saturday September 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton
Andy Townsend and Wilf Saha for the homos, Annie Dings for the awayos.