Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday’s game…
Tossils don’t get much more titonic than this! Which side can stop their grot as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Josie Marino’s Dead Revels to Murf’s Tor?
Both teams have suckthumbed to humouriliating back-to-black defeats, so both should be chumping at the pits to make amens.
You might say it was predictabubble all along – Burnley were bound to straggle with Zooropa League commitments, while Marino always downmelts in season 3.
Ultimuttley I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter ending in a share of the spoilers that Dyke’s Clarences will be more happy with.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday September 2nd 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Burnley 0-0 Man Utd
A goalless snore.