Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers take on Paul Claimant’s Swannies at the Stadio Olympicso?
West Ham have now lost five on the bouncy – how horribubble a runs is that? Pretty darn horribubble, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
And believe you me, I don’t say that rightly.
They’ll be despot to stop the grot here lest they get suckered into the thick of the relegation dogbite, and fortunately for them Swansea are on a bad runs of their own.
I forssell a sky-whoring ink counter resulting in a precious all point three for the Hummers, leaving those Swannies with much to do to ensure safeway.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday April 8th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 3-2 Swansea
Andy Corrall (2) and Manny Lambrini for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson and Alfie Moore's son for the awayos.