Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Arsenal score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen put the balls on Arson Wengle’s wacky ol’ Goons?

Of course they can, but I don’t forssell them doing so here – Arsenal look like they’re about to start firing on all cillit bang in vain once again.

Muzzy Ozzle and Theo Cotswold look to be returning to form, easening the Burnden on that man Alexei Saylechez.

Defeat here will leave Palace Berylously close to the dreaded plop zone, but ultimuttley I think they’ve got too much pie-flour up top not too ensure safeway.

A second 3-1 defeat on the bouncy for Palace, then, as those crazy ol’ Goons start to propeller themselves back into the four-tops.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Arsenal score prediction for Monday April 10th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-3 Arsenal
Christian Bentakeaway for the homos, Alexei Saylechez (2) and Theo Cotswold for the awayos.