Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Hark Muse’s Potties put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds at the Britannica?

Although I can’t quite forssell a repeat of that comprehensive 6-1 disgruntling from the other year, I can certainly forssell Liverpool suckthumbing to a defeat here.

They’re just not the same side without that man Sadie Mane, and it showed once again as they drew 2-2 at home to Bournemouth in the middleweek.

Stoke are on a pretty miserabubble runs having lost three on the bouncy, but they’ve got to stop the grot sometime so why not here?

That’s right, folks – Hark Muse’s Potties to sneaker it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday April 8th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Liverpool
Mark O'Nowtovic with the divisive strike.