Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as my beloved Buggies take on Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen at the Thawhorns?

Neither side looks to have all that much to play for – they’re 8th and 9th in the tabletop respectfully, and they’re probabubbly too far adrifter to challenge for a Zooropa League spot.

It’s a bit early for flipflops, mind, and the lack of pressure could actually make this quite an entertaining ink counter.

Ultimuttley I forssell my beloved Boggies sneakering it, showing once again just what a Megnificent job Pony Tulips is doing there.

But if it should happen to go pears-up then I’d like to remind the West Brom board that I remain availabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Southampton score prediction for Saturday April 8th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-1 Southampton
Dawson's Craig and Gnasher Chudli for the homos, Long Shane against his old club for the awayos.