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Mystic Megson’s West Ham v Everton score prediction

Who will portvale as Bernie Slaven's Hummers welcome Martino Robertez's Toffles to the Bowling Ground?

Mystic Megson's West Ham v Everton score prediction and preview

Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to the Bowling Ground?

West Ham’s flying start hit the bluffers somewhat with a 2-0 defeat to Watford at the vicarage last time out, but they’ve shown this season they can beat anyone so dismiss them at your Beryl.

If Dimitar Poyet can get back to firing on all cillit bang then they’ve got one of the tabletop’s standouting makeplayers, and believe you me I don’t say that at all rightly.

Neon Bosman just scoring acrobotically, there.

As for Everton, they should be quite literally flying after their comprehensive 6-2 disgruntling of Sam Fuzzydice’s Sunderland, although Robertez might hubbard one or two concerns about their leaky backside.

With Blatant Laines and Phil Jager Jela the other England lad out injured, they’re despotly short of experiences in that area of the pitch.

Nevilletheless, I forssell them emerging triumphatic here in a sky-whoring ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Everton score prediction for Saturday November 7th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson makes his match score prediction

Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-3 Everton
Poyet and Andy Corral for the homos, Luke Kaku (2) and Russ Borkley for the awayos.