Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems host Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies in this red ‘n’ white derby?

Sunderland’s Megnificent 3-0 win in the Tear-Wine derby turned out not to be the dramatic backbounce they’d been hoping for, seeing as they were then comprehensively disgruntled 6-2 by Everton.

Their forwards Fletch Steven and Germain Deffo seem to be relatively flaming, but Fuzzydice needs to sort the rest out of the side out sharpish if they’re not to face another grim battle against the dreaded plop.

Not sure what game they’re playing there.

As for Southampton, they’ve been going goodly after a wobblesome start to the season and at this stage I forssell them claiming a third half-top finish on the bouncy.

Going out of the Zooropa League early was arguabubbly the best thing that could have happened to them, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Southampton score prediction for Saturday November 7th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-2 Southampton
Goals apriest for Sadie Mane and the legendary Pele.